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[undaunts]

"Heyyy, you've reached Ruby! Er, well, you haven't really reached me, because I'm not actually here right now! Eheh...heh...

Anyway, I'll get back to you! ...No really!"

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[fatalstriker]

Why do I get the feeling you and I have very different ideas of "fun" here...

[this is why yuri is constantly exasperated at teenage girls. here it is, right here.]

[undaunts]

Yuri!

[GASP. She sounds so scandalized right now.]

Do you not like games?

[fatalstriker]

I don't think doing anything while sitting around like this has ever been my style.

[undaunts]

... But how do you live without sitting around sometimes?

[She continues to take things a bit far too literally.]

I mean, wouldn't you get tired always standing?

[fatalstriker]

Ruby... you really gotta learn not to take everything so literally.

[she's so exasperating sometimes. teenage girls, why!!!]

[undaunts]

... Oh.

[A beat.]

Oooohhh. You were being sarcastic. Got it.

[She will never learn to not take everything so literally.]

Anyway, let's play!

[fatalstriker]

[that's why he'll sigh in exasperation forever, obviously.]

...Sure. Still no idea what we're doing here, but sure.

[undaunts]

Don't worry, I'll teach you the rules!

[She's going to go ahead and unfold the game board on his bed. Seems legit. It's very pastel and pink, are you regretting this yet, Yuri.]

The rules are a little different from what I'm used to here, but the general idea is to get to the end first!

[fatalstriker]

[he's regretting so much right now. so, so much.]

Seems... easy enough.[is there really anything challenging or fun about this?]

[undaunts]

[Don't be such a buzzkill, jeeze.

Either way, she's going to hold out the game pieces. They're kind of creepy.... oh well.]

Well, first you have to pick a piece to be you! And that'll move on the game board for you.

[fatalstriker]

These are the most untrustworthy cookie-men I've ever seen.

[...yuri, please. he'll pick up the blue piece though. they're all equally creepy, so it doesn't matter that much to him.]

[undaunts]

But they are still cookie-men.

[Which...makes them better or something, who knows. Anyway, Ruby is going to go ahead and take the red one, setting up the game board, and then she shuffles the deck of cards and:]

Okay, so you draw a card on your turn and it'll be a color and then you move to the nearest space of that color!

... That's it, those are the rules.

[fatalstriker]

....That's it?

[...that's it? seriously?]

[undaunts]

...Yep. That's it!

[She doesn't see any problem with this.]

It should be pretty easy to pick up!

[fatalstriker]

I'm pretty sure a toddler could pick this up.

[he seriously wonders how she doesn't see any problem with this.]

[undaunts]

Good! So we won't have any trouble.

[nailed it.]

Do you want to go first or do you want me to? Or should we flip a coin... hm, I don't have a coin...

[fatalstriker]

I'll let you have the honors, since you're so enthusiastic about it and all.

[okay and maybe because he just... doesn't care... oops.]

[undaunts]

Okay!

[SHE SURE IS ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THIS SIMPLE GAME.

So yeah she's going to draw a card.]

Aaaand... blue!

[With great aplomb, she moves her gingerbread man two spaces forward to the next blue space.]

Your turn!

[Yeah, they're really doing this.]

[fatalstriker]

[she's so enthusiastic and he has no idea how to deal with it. yuri is decidedly less enthusiastic as he draws the card, looks at it... and then moves his three spaces to a yellow tile.]

...So it's really just this? [where is the exciting plot twist.]

[undaunts]

Yeah, it's really just this.

[She draws another card. Moves her freaky gingerbread man ahead a few spaces.]

It's usually more exciting back home, I promise.

[...]

But that's because it involves Yang.

[fatalstriker]

Kinda sounds more to me like it had more to do with that than the game itself.

[for whatever reason. it's gotta have something to do with the experience, because he can't see any way this game would actually be fun otherwise. he's sure not all board games are like this but it's.... simple.

like it's meant for really young kids, and there's not much appeal in that for him. but he'll still keep playing, drawing a card and moving the piece forward. is there any satisfaction that comes in winning something like this? there's no strategy at all.]

[undaunts]

... Are you saying you can't spice up a board game, Yuri?

[SHE THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU surely you're on Yang's level!!!

Even as she takes her turn too. Yuri's winning for now, but Ruby thoroughly intends on making a comeback here.]

[fatalstriker]

Aren't you asking a lot of an injured man?

[okay, so it's not really that. it's the fact that this game is kind of boring as sin and he doesn't have much expertise in the way of board games to start. the only way this seems like it could be more interesting is under the influence of a lot of alcohol.

which is obviously not an option for too many reasons.]

[undaunts]

I... totally forgot that you're injured.

[Whoops.

She blinks, peering at him more closely at that, forgetting about the game temporarily.]

Are you really that badly hurt? [:'(!!!]

[fatalstriker]

Convenient time to forget, isn't it?

[you know, while they're in a hospital room and he's a patient and all.]

Not bad enough that I need to be here, but probably enough that I shouldn't be getting out of bed for a few days. [or so. ribs, who needs 'em.]