[Steady and firm like a kaiju sounds about right. Some girls like boys who bring them flowers and jewelry. He's just lucky he has a girl who likes most of the same things he likes. He doesn't care that she's loud in the museum because it's an NPC museum and also Hiro likes her enthusiasm over the whole thing anyway. (He'd be just as loud in the real world, too.)
Instead of teasing her again he slides an arm around her shoulder, using his hand to point out some of the monsters. There's definitely a whole hall of them, at least 10.] I think the closest to real you're gonna get is if Fred shows up with his supersuit I made him. He wanted to be a fire-breathing lizard. Kaiju are pretty popular back home because like...it literally means "giant monster" more or less. There's a ton of movies and comics and stuff based around these guys but most of them aren't real. I'm sure some of them are myth-based but for the most part they're fake. [...and conveniently pointing to what looks like Godzilla.] Except for him. He's even a resident of Tokyo. [We just don't know why.]
As much as I wish we had real monsters, you don't even have Crescent Rose on you right now do you?
[At the very least, they have the same interests. This is a relationship that will go far.]
Aaaaaaaaathis is so cool!
[Breathing is secondary to gushing over the monsters, even as she peers more closely at them, flitting from display to display and dragging Hiro right along with an arm wrapped around his.]
Look, look, look at the size of this one's teeth!
[Some things are just.....Ruby things.
...Though after a moment she pouts.]
I could...totally still take them even without Crescent Rose. [No she couldn't]
[He's a good sport about it at least, and honestly he probably assumed this was going to happen. Ruby being excited over monsters? Must be a day that ends in y. He does his best to keep up with her as he's steered around the various displays, occasionally throwing in comments or "facts" about some of the monsters in between her joyful exclamations. It's only when they're in front of Mechagodzilla that he pauses to look at her, giving her a skeptical look at her weak argument.]
Can we not? [And he shakes his head.] Besides if I remember right somebody told me that the one time she was without Crescent Rose things kinda went a little weird. [And by weird he means bad when she was knocked out by people underground while chasing Zwei. Sure do remember that story!] Also this one shoots missiles and energy beams. Kind of a huge problem.
[Yeah okay like Hiro's going to be a responsible adult and stop her. So Ruby's demonstrating her faux-karate moves right into a display of King Kong and it starts to shake...and slooooowly tilts a little too far to the side.]
Uh, Ruby? Show me those moves outside...we should go. Like. Now? [Because there goes the domino effect of kaiju. Thank you, Ruby Rose.]
[ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH~! And away they go and he doesn't even have time to yell as they speed their way out of the museum and away from the falling monsters. It's only when Ruby stops that he looks up, busy laughing instead of being remotely disturbed they might've ruined the display. ]
Still funny. [Shrug!] C'mon. There's a ton of other places I wanna show you before we log out. That was just the monster thing. [And off they go. They'll continue their cute, pure Disney date and Hiro will be a good tour guide and show Ruby all of the places he can that Tadashi created. They're probably in ViViD for a few hours...whoops. But at least they're together.]
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Instead of teasing her again he slides an arm around her shoulder, using his hand to point out some of the monsters. There's definitely a whole hall of them, at least 10.] I think the closest to real you're gonna get is if Fred shows up with his supersuit I made him. He wanted to be a fire-breathing lizard. Kaiju are pretty popular back home because like...it literally means "giant monster" more or less. There's a ton of movies and comics and stuff based around these guys but most of them aren't real. I'm sure some of them are myth-based but for the most part they're fake. [...and conveniently pointing to what looks like Godzilla.] Except for him. He's even a resident of Tokyo. [We just don't know why.]
As much as I wish we had real monsters, you don't even have Crescent Rose on you right now do you?
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Aaaaaaaaathis is so cool!
[Breathing is secondary to gushing over the monsters, even as she peers more closely at them, flitting from display to display and dragging Hiro right along with an arm wrapped around his.]
Look, look, look at the size of this one's teeth!
[Some things are just.....Ruby things.
...Though after a moment she pouts.]
I could...totally still take them even without Crescent Rose. [No she couldn't]
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Can we not? [And he shakes his head.] Besides if I remember right somebody told me that the one time she was without Crescent Rose things kinda went a little weird. [And by weird he means bad when she was knocked out by people underground while chasing Zwei. Sure do remember that story!] Also this one shoots missiles and energy beams. Kind of a huge problem.
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... Yeah... But I've been working on it! Kinda! Like... my kung-fu!
[No she hasn't, she's just been watching Cerealia karate movie knock-offs.]
So that if I ever don't have Crescent Rose, I can kick butt this time! Like...whaaatcha, and ker-pow!
[Watch out for the display, Ruby Rose.]
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Uh, Ruby? Show me those moves outside...we should go. Like. Now? [Because there goes the domino effect of kaiju. Thank you, Ruby Rose.]
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...Oh.
[A beat--and then she grabs his arm.]
Yep, time to go!
[Ready for a Semblance trip? Because it's time for a Semblance trip. OFF THEY GO.]
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Remind me never to take you to another museum.
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[JUST FOR THE RECORD.
She's covering her bases here.
Even if he seems amused, she's still kind of distressed.]
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