Come on now, don't tell me you're gonna take my fun away if that guy shows up.
[okay, so maybe zagi is more exasperating than a fun experience, but he wouldn't wish zagi on anyone else. he may try to make her a target.... no thanks.]
You're the one letting me crash at your place. Shouldn't I be the one thanking you?
[which is more or less just yuri-speak for saying "no problem, we're friends and it's cool." he's good at befriending kids, for whatever that's worth.]
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... I kind of want to be badass enough for a stalker.
[ruby no]
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But then I'd know I was a successful Huntress...
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[stop getting ideas like this in your head please, ruby. he doesn't need yang trying to kill him for it.]
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[At least she perks up easily enough.]
If people ask for my autograph, then that would count too, I think!
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[that seems like it's spoken in a way she'll get well enough.]
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[Did she get it.... it looks like she may have gotten it.]
If your stalker ever shows up here, I'll beat him up too, Yuri.
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[okay, so maybe zagi is more exasperating than a fun experience, but he wouldn't wish zagi on anyone else. he may try to make her a target.... no thanks.]
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Well... I guess if you wanna fight him, he's your stalker. You get dibs. But after that--
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[ruby, pls.]
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[If you really want to know...... this is what's motivating her.]
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[And she will Participate.]
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[he guesses?] I think I'll stick with trying to not get any more stalkers, though.
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[Very fair.
A very sensible decision.]
... Hey, Yuri, one more thing?
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[She knows she's kind of weird and she's basically a kid and he's not and they have weird conversations--but she's grateful for it.]
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[which is more or less just yuri-speak for saying "no problem, we're friends and it's cool." he's good at befriending kids, for whatever that's worth.]
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[But... then again--]
I guess you're pretty weird too, so it works out okay.
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[he's so enthused to be called weird, clearly.]
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But she falls silent at that, pleased and content as they go to go shopping for food.
This is fine, and strangely domestic.]