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[undaunts]

"Heyyy, you've reached Ruby! Er, well, you haven't really reached me, because I'm not actually here right now! Eheh...heh...

Anyway, I'll get back to you! ...No really!"

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[undaunts]

You have not! You've just said that that's what you can do! I'm pretty sure nobody else can do that!

[swordboning]

That's a basic Archer class ability. Anyone else who has the name Archer can do it.

[undaunts]

... Okay, but is there anyone else named Archer here?

[swordboning]

Is there? You would have to tell me, I don't go seeking out people.

[Obviously.]

[undaunts]

... So if you're the only one who can do it, it's doesn't count! That's that!

[swordboning]

The only one here. Which is a big difference because others still exist.

[undaunts]

But you can't prove it! You don't know they exist! You're making that up!

[swordboning]

I do know they exist solely due to the fact that there has been four Grail Wars before mine. Someone had to fill the position of Archer.

[undaunts]

I have no idea what any of what you're saying means!

[EXPLAIN...???]

[swordboning]

I fought in what was termed the Fifth Holy Grail War. Does that sentence make sense to you?

[undaunts]

... You...have a lot of wars that are all named the same thing? Do you not have any imagination?

[swordboning]

Blame the magi on that. I'm just a simple Servant.

[undaunts]

Are you really?

[Squiiiiints.]

You don't look like a servant to me.

[swordboning]

Even though I do all the cooking and cleaning?

[Really.]

No, I mean of the magical variety. A heroic spirit summoned to fight in the Grail War is called a Servant.

[undaunts]

You're not very polite though.

[...]

So you'er a spirit? You're still really solid, though. I think? I mean, I guess I haven't ever actually touched you.

[swordboning]

I can turn invisible if you'd like. But you're right, I'm not polite at all. I don't have a reason to be.

[undaunts]

Can you really? You're not just saying that, right?

[Forget all talk of servants, this is way more exciting.]

[swordboning]

I don't say things that aren't true.

[undaunts]

Okay, so show me! I wanna see!

[...]

Er, or not see, I guess.

[swordboning]

[Archer crosses his arms and looks displeased.

But yes, he suddenly turns invisible.

Only to get her off his back. Of course, he re-appears again.]

Satisfied?

[undaunts]

Yes! That was awesome!

[At least she's happy.]

[swordboning]

...you're incredibly simple to please, aren't you?

Let me guess, you can be bribed with cookies too.

[undaunts]

Absolutely.

[She's not going to deny what is shamefully true.]

Chocolate chip especially.

[swordboning]

...if I made you chocolate chip cookies now, would you be able to tell me how to bribe your sister?

[MAY AS WELL ASK.]

[undaunts]

[......]

Yes, on two conditions.

A) More than 10 cookies.

B) If she punches you it's not my fault.