Are you sure?! Then why aren't you working on that thing I asked you? I bet you're not even really sick! Here I am dying and you're off-- canoodling-- yeah, I said it! I know what it means!
[ WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MINATO GUY THOUGH. Actually, he'll just... trust Ruby on this one........ everything worked out fine, yes......... ]
It's not a "thing", I'm really incurable! Everything hurts, and not in a "Weiss turned me down" kinda way! This is real! W-Why do you ask? Does my voice sound funny...?
[ He does feel bad about the grumpy attitude , now that she points it out. It's good to call him out on these things sometimes, he can easily get carried away in his own self pity. ]
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[They're stuck in yelling mode now.]
And nothing happened! Why would you think something happened?!
[...]
Ow, my head...
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[ You had one job, Ruby Rose! ]
You know-- forget Yang, gimme his number! I'll do you a favour and tell him myself!
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[INWARD RAPTOR SHRIEKING]
Don't you dare, Jaune Arc!
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[ Why is she so against this plan all of a sudden...! ]
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Yang said there'd be a sign! A sign!!
[SHE HASN'T SEEN ANY SIGNS]
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Wait.
[ He suddenly has flashbacks to his phone conversation with Yang. ]
This... this is the "can of noodles" thing, isn't it? Now that I remember...
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[...]
The what.
[THE WHAT....]
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[ Clears throat. ]
So........
.....hhhhow's the dating life?
[ Real subtle, Arc. ]
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Aaaaah! [AAAAAH]
What did Yang tell you?
And it's--it's not a thing! It's not a life at all! It's not happening! Right now!
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No cans are being noodled--
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Oooh, I get it now. Cans. Noodled. Cans of noodles. Heh.
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....Good. Y-You're not ready for that, you're right.
[ NOT BEFORE HE DATES SOMEONE FIRST...!!! ]
Wait, did you say Yang broke her arm?
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Yeah, in the jungle when we went out that second time. There were monsters, and Minato got eaten, and she tried to save him, and chomp.
[...]
She's fine now though, Naoki healed her. [And, finally, a sigh.] Jaune, are you okay? Aside from the....dying thing.
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[ WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MINATO GUY THOUGH. Actually, he'll just... trust Ruby on this one........ everything worked out fine, yes......... ]
It's not a "thing", I'm really incurable! Everything hurts, and not in a "Weiss turned me down" kinda way! This is real! W-Why do you ask? Does my voice sound funny...?
voice;
[Ruby's Ruby, not a whole lot fazes her even now.]
You just seemed really grumpy, that's all! But I guess if you're actually dying that's a good reason to be grumpy.
But you're not actually dying.
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[ He does feel bad about the grumpy attitude , now that she points it out. It's good to call him out on these things sometimes, he can easily get carried away in his own self pity. ]
Sorry, Ruby. I've been a jerk.
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Sorry, Jaune. I'll remember to ask him next time.
[Friendship--they're fine.]
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Anyway, glad I can die with a clean conscience. [ That was a joke this time. ] Good talk, Ruby!
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Good talk, Jaune! Don't die okay?
[It doesn't strike her until they both hang up that--]
Hey, wait, you never told me what you were going to confess--agh!
[SHE WAS SO CURIOUS....]