"Lets move on to new an budding couples! Lets all give a big CONGRATULATIONS to Jaune and Pyrrha! If it wasn’t for Ruby, we would have never known they were an item! They sure are low key, though! We can’t have that! What a catch, Jaune, and good luck, Pyrrha!"
????????? also i think its dissing me a little but i cant tell
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jaune?? what's wrong? what paper??
[guess who hasn't seen it... who reads the newspaper?? She's 15 not 95]
whatever it is, jaune, don't die! there's so much to live for!
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also i think its dissing me a little but i cant tell
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there is admittedly an alarming pause of half a minute or so though before--]
no, wait, i definitely haven't told anyone about THAT! i didn't do it, i swear!
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oh man if pyrrha finds out she'll be so embarrassed
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please don't tell pyrrha it was me
i mean, because it wasn't me
[JAUNE BE A BRO HERE...]
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which is exactly why you need to shred every newspaper you see
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i don't even read the newspaper! who reads the newspaper? that's like something my uncle would do! and i am definitely not as old as my uncle.
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aside from me being in it
my life sucks :(
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[is she helping]
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