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[undaunts]

"Heyyy, you've reached Ruby! Er, well, you haven't really reached me, because I'm not actually here right now! Eheh...heh...

Anyway, I'll get back to you! ...No really!"

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[undaunts]

[...]

I guess I could take it apart pretty fast but why would I do that?

[Yeah she's just...clutching Crescent Rose to her chest now. It's her baby okay!!!]

[swordboning]

[He just snorts and clear away part of the counter.

How gross for people who want to eat but he keeps everything spotless so it's okay.]

Set it up here.

[undaunts]

[She's still watching him a little warily, but slowly she pries her hands off of her precious baby and sets Crescent Rose gently on the counter.

Folded up, naturally. It'd be too large unfolded.

Jiiiiii.]

[swordboning]

Don't look at me. I'm not going to be the disrespectful type and mess with your precious weapon.

[Look, he understands.]

[undaunts]

[....]

Awww, thanks, Archer! So you are a good guy, at least when it comes to weapons. And food.

[swordboning]

Forgive me for not taking that as too much of a compliment.

[undaunts]

... Really? I totally thought it was a compliment.

[???]

Was it missing something?

[swordboning]

Let me give you a hint, for when you find that one person you really want to impress.

...when you're giving compliments, make sure you don't back-handedly throw insults in it too.

[undaunts]

... Oh.

[... ...]

Waaaait a second--when did I insult you?

[swordboning]

When you call someone a good person but only at specific times, it gets a bit fishy.

[undaunts]

Huuhh... I guess I did say something like that.

[weird!!]

But I do like you, Archer!

[swordboning]

Just don't start calling me a friend and we'll be fine. Now, are you going to show this off or what? Do I need to pass up my weapons for display too?

[undaunts]

Kay.

[She can do that even if it's weird.]

But nope, I'll show it off!

[Here she is, showing it off--extending the scythe to its proper size.]

See, the folding mechanism is over here, and this is the barrel for the sniper rifle...

[swordboning]

I see. And do you have a scope for the rifle?

[undaunts]

Yep, it's over here! It flips out like this when I'm using it, and then flips back in liiiike this when I'm using the scythe!

[At least Ruby went way over the top was careful with designing her weapon.]

[swordboning]

I'm afraid I still don't understand why you need both weapons. Just design a melee weapon that can be thrown.

[Gun hater logic right here.]

[undaunts]

Because I like to shoot things.

When they're far away.

[Yeah it's really as simple as that.]

Also, everyone has guns.

[swordboning]

If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?

No, I can shoot things from further away than a rifle, which means there's no excuse.

[Archer is also a dirty cheater with magic so...]

[undaunts]

Yeah maybe.

[???]

Sometimes that's part of a test for class.

[...]

Huhhh-- How?

[swordboning]

Skill mostly. You don't believe me, do you.

[undaunts]

No, not really.

[At least she's honest.]

I mean, I believe you can throw things really far but... further than a gun?

[swordboning]

I use a bow and arrow. And I can hit any target four kilometers away with it. There's a reason why I'm called Archer.

[undaunts]

..... Okay but I still think guns are just as good.

[swordboning]

You'll need proof for that kind of statement.

[undaunts]

Nuh-uh! I can think guns are just as good if I want to!